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   If you can laugh at it, you can live with it
 ~ by Erma Bombeck

   If you can laugh at it, you can live with it
 ~ by Erma Bombeck

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Wise Words, Witty Proverbs
   Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects
 ~ by Arnold Glasow

   Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
 ~ by Jay Leno

   You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same
 ~ by Unknown

   I just thought of something funny...your mother
 ~ by Cheech Marin

   I'm cute in gym shorts! I'm slim and trim, and you'd be impressed - I've good calves
 ~ by Larry King

   I just thought of something funny...your mother
 ~ by Cheech Marin

   The earth laughs in flowers
 ~ by ee cummings

   The best blush to use is laughter: It put roses in your cheeks and in your soul
 ~ by Linda Knight

   Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends
 ~ by Laurie Kuslansky

   Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
 ~ by Will Rogers

   The earth laughs in flowers
 ~ by ee cummings

   The best blush to use is laughter: It put roses in your cheeks and in your soul
 ~ by Linda Knight

   Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny
 ~ by Jack Handey

   Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
 ~ by Jay Leno

   Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends
 ~ by Laurie Kuslansky

   You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same
 ~ by Unknown

   Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny
 ~ by Jack Handey

   Draw a crazy picture Write a nutty poem Sing a mumble-gumble song Whistle through your comb Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before
 ~ by Shel Silverstien

   You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself
 ~ by Ethel Barrymore

   Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
 ~ by Will Rogers

   Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects
 ~ by Arnold Glasow

   Draw a crazy picture Write a nutty poem Sing a mumble-gumble song Whistle through your comb Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before
 ~ by Shel Silverstien

   Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh
 ~ by W. H. Auden



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