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=============================There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence. ~ by Jeremy S. AndersonComputers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. ~ by Andy RooneyInspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Wise Words, Witty Proverbs After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy. ~ by John PierceIf it draws blood, it's hardware. ~ by Author UnknownTreat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. ~ by Clifford StollVersion 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2. ~ by Fred BlechmanHELP: The feature that assists in generating more questions. When the Help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of Help screens and end up where they started from without learning a damn thing ~ by ComputerThe big corporations are suddenly taking notice of the web, and their reactions have been slow. Even the computer industry failed to see the importance of the Internet, but that's not saying much. Let's face it, the computer industry failed to see that the century would end ~ by Douglas AdamsThere is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. ~ by J.H. GoldfussHome computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. ~ by Doug LarsonThose parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. ~ by Author UnknownWhen you're in the midst of a blizzard, you don't shovel your driveway ... you scrape the pileup of snow off your roof to keep your house from falling in. Some of that snow may fall on a guest approaching your porch ... too bad ~ by John DeLasauxComputers have lots of memory but no imagination. ~ by Author UnknownIt's my belief that computers aren't something you use like you would a Stairmaster. You can't get a workout on it in a half-hour. You need to have it as part of your life ~ by ElisabethTo err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so ~ by Robert OrbenI just wish my mouth had a backspace key. ~ by Author UnknownUser, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean idiot. ~ by Dave BarryThe good news: Computers allow us to work 100% faster. The bad news: They generate 300% more work ~ by UnknownThe real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. ~ by Sydney J. HarrisThe question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim. ~ by Edsger W. DijkstraMan is still the most extraordinary computer of all. ~ by John F. KennedyDo not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer ~ by Bruce GrahamI think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image ~ by Stephen HawkingDon't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. ~ by Robert A. HeinleinTo err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so ~ by Robert OrbenMore Categories Martin Luther King Jr Day Quotes Jobs Sayings Optimism Pessimism Quotes Statistics Sayings Knowledge Quotes Spring Sayings Teachers Quotes Ignorance Sayings Thrift Quotes Emotions Sayings
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