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   I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.
 ~ by Alex Karras

   A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
 ~ by W.H. Auden

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Wise Words, Witty Proverbs
   A college education shows a man how little other people know.
 ~ by Thomas Chandler Haliburton

   If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing... you have a college degree.
 ~ by Author Unknown

   It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
 ~ by Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951

   The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it turns out than the kind it takes in.
 ~ by Robert J. Kibbee

   Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
 ~ by Will Rogers

   I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
 ~ by Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt

   Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn't.
 ~ by L.L. Hendren

   College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
 ~ by David Wood

   I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best - it's all they'll take, leaving to others the problem of educating the country. They will give you an education the way the banks will give you money - provided you can prove to their satisfaction that you don't need it.
 ~ by Peter DeVries

   A place where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
 ~ by Robert G. Ingersoll

   The purpose of primary education is the development of your weak characteristics; the purpose of university education, the development of your strong.
 ~ by Nevin Fenneman

   College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
 ~ by George Gobel

   I learned three important things in college - to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes.
 ~ by Agnes DeMille, Dance to the Piper, 1952

   Standardization is the fertilizer of college education. A little may be useful, but flowers do not grow in pure manure.
 ~ by Martin H. Fischer

   Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
 ~ by Abbott Lawrence Lowell

   The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
 ~ by Author Unknown

   A liberal-arts education is supposed to provide you with a value system, a standard, a set of ideas, not a job.
 ~ by Caroline Bird

   The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure.
 ~ by Sydney J. Harris

   A liberal education... frees a man from the prison-house of his class, race, time, place, background, family and even his nation.
 ~ by Robert Maynard Hutchins

   The new appears as a minority point of view, and hence is unpopular. The function of a university is to give it a sanctuary.
 ~ by Martin H. Fischer

   A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
 ~ by Fats Domino

   The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving.
 ~ by Russell Green

   No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.
 ~ by J. Robert Oppenheimer



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