Famous baby quotations

   People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one
 ~ by Leo J. Burke

   A crying baby is the best form of birth control
 ~ by Carole Tabron

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Wise Words, Witty Proverbs
   Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other
 ~ by Ed Howe

   Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep
 ~ by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful
 ~ by Charles Osgood

   Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at batThen fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's moundPut first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three togetherOf course, in case of rain, you gott
 ~ by Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

   If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland
 ~ by Dave Barry

   A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on
 ~ by Carl Sandburg

   Babies are such a nice way to start people
 ~ by Don Herrold

   Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories
 ~ by John Wilmot

   Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories
 ~ by John Wilmot

   Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other
 ~ by Ed Howe

   A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race
 ~ by Barbara Christine Seifert

   A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty
 ~ by Mark Twain

   Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at batThen fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's moundPut first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three togetherOf course, in case of rain, you gott
 ~ by Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

   Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more oftenUsually it makes the kid laughSometimes it s
 ~ by P.J. O'Rourke

   Babies are such a nice way to start people
 ~ by Don Herrold

   A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on
 ~ by Carl Sandburg

   Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky
 ~ by Fran Lebowitz

   A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase
 ~ by Author Unknown

   It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
 ~ by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething
 ~ by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894

   Where did you come from, baby dear?Out of the Everywhere and into here.
 ~ by George MacDonald

   It kills you to see them grow upBut I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't
 ~ by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething
 ~ by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894



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