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=============================God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics. Nice Word by Martin H. FischerEvery baby needs a lap. Meaningful Quotation by Henry RobinInspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Great Words, Witty Proverbs Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. Good Quote by Ed HoweBabies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful. Wise Phrase by Charles OsgoodOne of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it. Wise Phrase by Georges Courteline, La Philosophie de Georges CourtelineA baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. Famous Saying by Carl SandburgIf you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. Nice Word by Dave BarryA baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. Meaningful Quotation by Barbara Christine SeifertIt was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into. Good Quote by Terri GuillemetsAdam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. Wise Phrase by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud snort noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time. Wise Phrase by P.J. O'RourkeA baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. Famous Saying by Author UnknownPeople who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Nice Word by Leo J. BurkeIt sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. Meaningful Quotation by Elinor Goulding SmithBabies are such a nice way to start people. Good Quote by Don HerroldMore Categories Changes Quotes Self-Discovery Sayings Fear Quotes Weddings Sayings Civil Disobedience Quotes Animals Sayings Love Quotes Housework Sayings Courage Quotes Growth Sayings
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