Famous babies quotations

   God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
 ~ by Martin H. Fischer

   Every baby needs a lap.
 ~ by Henry Robin

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Wise Words, Witty Proverbs
   Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
 ~ by Ed Howe

   Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
 ~ by Charles Osgood

   One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.
 ~ by Georges Courteline, La Philosophie de Georges Courteline

   A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
 ~ by Carl Sandburg

   If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
 ~ by Dave Barry

   A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
 ~ by Barbara Christine Seifert

   It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.
 ~ by Terri Guillemets

   Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
 ~ by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894

   Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud snort noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
 ~ by P.J. O'Rourke

   A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
 ~ by Author Unknown

   People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
 ~ by Leo J. Burke

   It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
 ~ by Elinor Goulding Smith

   Babies are such a nice way to start people.
 ~ by Don Herrold



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