Famous alcohol quotations

   I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.  Nice Word by Raymond Chandler

   When the wine is in, the wit is out.  Meaningful Quotation by Proverb

Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Great Words, Witty Proverbs
   Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.  Good Quote by Homer Simpson

   If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.  Wise Phrase by Joseph Schenck

   Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.  Wise Phrase by Kin Hubbard

   Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.  Famous Saying by W.C. Fields

   If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.  Nice Word by Author Unknown

   A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.  Meaningful Quotation by W.C. Fields

   The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.  Good Quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.  Wise Phrase by Dave Barry

   No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.  Wise Phrase by Lord Chesterton

   One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.  Famous Saying by Lady Astor

   When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.  Nice Word by Henny Youngman

   Wine is sunlight, held together by water.  Meaningful Quotation by Galileo

   Wine is bottled poetry.  Good Quote by Robert Louis Stevenson

   I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.  Wise Phrase by John Marcellus Huston

   Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.  Wise Phrase by Author Unknown

   The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.  Famous Saying by Author Unknown

   This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.  Nice Word by Samuel Johnson

   It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.  Meaningful Quotation by Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker

   Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.  Good Quote by P.J. O'Rourke

   Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.  Wise Phrase by Ovid

   How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?  Wise Phrase by Author Unknown

   Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.  Famous Saying by Ernest Hemingway

   Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.  Nice Word by Phyllis Diller



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